Tuesday, August 14, 2007

slim pickin's


Stretch Onewash, Cheap Monday $65

This gives skinny jeans a bad name. There is nothing wrong with a razor-sharp, long, and lean silhouette on the bottom but this model looks woefully uncomfortable. I fear for his genitals and whomever has to help him out of these jeans. This also let's us know the assumption all denim is created equally for men is an egregious misnomer because my lower half is similar to that model (muscular quads, a slightly noticeable bottom, skinny to average calves) and there wouldn't be a fitting chance in hell that I could fit in those jeans or be remotely comfortable. And why should I be? Isn't the point of clothing to compliment our shape and allow us to freely move in the world around us? Cheap Monday, you may lure your narrow-hipped customers in with your inexpensive prices and Swedish cache, but what kind of sadomasochist needs these jeans?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

However the picture does look edited if you care to look at it closely.

Anonymous said...

cheap mondays dnt look tht on me so, i agree with the aperson above. REAL TALK!!! cause ilove cheap mondays but they're noth tht tight as i should. so i disagree with your statement

Anonymous said...

this guy looks fucking hott in those pants

Anonymous said...

you make it sound like such a bad thing, and why are you worried about somebody elses genitals?
im sure he knows how to take care of them
and if the pants were to bother somebody as much as your trying to say they would
I dont think anybody would wear them

Anonymous said...

I'm a skinny sonofabitch, so those would look great on me. Cause, you know, I don't have fat thighs and a flabby ass like the porker in this picture.

Anonymous said...

I wear my skinny jeans in this form.
The trick is to get them a little loose, and then sew them until
they are just as tight as you want them.