paris: dior homme

Dior Homme
Spring/Summer 2009
via Frillr
Those have to be the fugliest pants I've ever seen.

first look: australia

"Australia"
directed by Baz Luhrmann
November 14, 2008

Is this supposed to be a joke?

for melis

These bitches interned at Teen Vogue and they can't even pronounce GHEE-VON-SHEE? Lisa Love and Riccardo Tisci would not be pleased.

blacklisted

Jourdan Dunn photographed by David Slijper
for the March 2008 issue of Dazed and Confused

What a shame this is the kind of editorial work up-and-coming model Jourdan Dunn is offered. I hope we're not at a point that putting a black model in black face is ironic or glamorous. And don't even get me started on Ben Stiller.

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girlz in the hood

There are no words for this.

photo courtesy of dlisted

warm leatherette

Daniel Radcliffe in the August 2007 issue of Details


Let's just say I'm glad my subscription to this publication ran out. Awkward.

cover boy

50 Cent on the cover of the July 2007 Issue of Vibe Magazine

Is it just me or this the absolute worst cover photo you've ever seen? He has that look on his face like you just tried to pick his nose and he didn't like it. I can see Vibe staffers scurrying for their lives as I write this.

sippin' on bacardi

i love mojitos, but i cringe every time this commercial interrupts my daily intake of cable and reality-based television. bacardi's latest spot for mojitos reminds me of that bizarre slow-motion trance dance sequence in the "matrix" movie, and not in a good way. a mojito is such a refreshing and sexy drink that you would think bacardi would come up with something a little more creative and daring. it's beyond cliche to see a liquor commercial with toned and plastic-looking models engaging in a social environment with their cocktails in tow. perhaps it's the miami club theme that really bothers me. i also hate the music and wiggle dance i think they want us dopey consumers to begin practicing in the clubs. well, bacardi not only do i not enjoy your commercial, i think you're "mojito dance" is stupid and has nothing to do with the drink.

where are all the decent commercials?