two of a kind

Mickey Rourke and Tracy Morgan
at the 15th Screen Actors Guild Awards
Battle of the trainwrecks?
Battle of the unnecessary scarves?
Battle of the stars who've benefited from working with a smart, creative person willing to subvert their image?
OR BATTLE OF THE AMAZINGNESS?

Seriously, they are so G'ed up that I could only dream of being in the same room as these two guys. I mean, can you imagine the stories they've got to tell?

flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood

The guy just can't catch a break. Maybe he needs to a taste of his own medicine...

rumors

Lindsay Lohan photographed by Bert Stern for New York Magazine

Okay. First there was the pathetic attempt at channeling Elizabeth Taylor and Diane Keaton in some other magazine shoot. Miss Lohan doesn't quite have the authentic guts of Taylor nor the intelligently oddball charm of Keaton. And now she's doing her best Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine's spring fashion issue. La Lohan and the ultimate pin-up in the same breath is a serious mistake. Lohan apparently did 250 crunches the night before the shoot where as in the original Monroe shoot there was something troubled in her eyes and less of a concentration on looking fit or perfect. Monroe wasn't acting for the camera, she was being, which was the essence of her career. Lohan's dress up, or dress down, is emblematic of her career as a celebrity, which she is showing she's much better at than being a reliable actress. She's got years to go before she can touch stuff like this.

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first look: the happening

"The Happening"
dir., M. Night Shyamalan
June 13, 2008

WORST. TRAILER. EVER.

I can't tell if it's trying to entice us or tell us everything. From what I can discern it's something about bees, Zooey Deschanel looking extremely distressed, and dead people. And what is that look on Mark Whalberg's face at 1:42 that feels like it lasts forever? When will M. Night ever give me a chance to respect him?

harvey weinstein was behind this

A look from Halston fall/winter 08

Girl that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl
Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
In public putting on an X rated show cursin' people out
With your Camel Toe

[chorus]
Um hmm that's right uh huh
Oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a
Camel Toe
Um hmm that's right uh huh
Oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a
Camel Toe
---Fanny Pack, "Camel Toe"

get on with it!

courtesy of tmz

You've heard about it. Dear old desperate Sean Young made an ass out of herself at the DGA Awards this weekend. She screamed in French while Marion Cotillard was making a presentation. She burst into song during a video montage celebrating "Michael Clayton." And then she heckled Julian Schnabel during his acceptance speech for his directing certificate for "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly." Her shenanigans were more than likely the result of too many Cosmopolitans or whatever she had to drink because she was soon ejected and has now voluntarily checked herself into rehab.

If you think I'm making all of this up. There is video of a visibly miffed Schnabel that is fantastically sad to watch. You know it's bad when Julie Chen puts you on blast.

By the way, Joel and Ethan Coen won the DGA, Robert Elswit won the ASC Award for his incredible work on "There Will Be Blood", and "No Country for Old Men" won the Best Ensemble Award at the Screen Actors Guild Awards.

This award season is getting more and more bizarre.

dancing with the stars

The report from Sundance is that it's cold and Mena Survari in person is not attractive. More to come...

girlz in the hood

There are no words for this.

photo courtesy of dlisted