in the mood for pie

The only scene worth a damn in Wong Kar-Wai's misbegotten "My Blueberry Nights."

paris: dior homme

Dior Homme
Spring/Summer 2009
via Frillr
Those have to be the fugliest pants I've ever seen.

flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood

The guy just can't catch a break. Maybe he needs to a taste of his own medicine...

rumors

Lindsay Lohan photographed by Bert Stern for New York Magazine

Okay. First there was the pathetic attempt at channeling Elizabeth Taylor and Diane Keaton in some other magazine shoot. Miss Lohan doesn't quite have the authentic guts of Taylor nor the intelligently oddball charm of Keaton. And now she's doing her best Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine's spring fashion issue. La Lohan and the ultimate pin-up in the same breath is a serious mistake. Lohan apparently did 250 crunches the night before the shoot where as in the original Monroe shoot there was something troubled in her eyes and less of a concentration on looking fit or perfect. Monroe wasn't acting for the camera, she was being, which was the essence of her career. Lohan's dress up, or dress down, is emblematic of her career as a celebrity, which she is showing she's much better at than being a reliable actress. She's got years to go before she can touch stuff like this.

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zac posen

Sadly this was the only noteworthy moment of Zac Posen's Minnie Mouse inspired fall collection:

"Oh my god, she's fashion roadkill!"--Stanford Blatch, "Sex and the City"

short cuts

courtesy of just jared

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Oslo, Norway

There are three things I do not believe in: Tapered anything (with the exception of a subtle taper on skinny jeans), sweatpants, and denim shorts. And who do we spot half way around the world with the hot young actress who is envious of Scarlett and Natalie? Come on JT, denim shorts? Really?? We all have our days, but never, and I repeat never, should a style icon wear denim shorts and think it's okay. I guess after all that praise, it's only natural to have a slip up now and then, but I hope this never, and I repeat never, happens again.