all hallows eve

I have no idea what to be for Halloween this year. My theory is typically have at least two solid costume ideas and a back up third. I want to be something slightly recognizable, kinda cheeky, and wholly original. Last year I was this son of a bitch:


Toga, cowboy hat, and whip in hand, I think it was one of the best and least expensive ideas I've ever had for the holiday. However my toga came relatively undone by the evening as well as the cheap whip, but I had fun nonetheless and I discovered it's the perfect costume to wear when you come home to pass out because you're already wrapped up in a bed sheet. How can I top myself?